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Discussing the new host name of the source control server...

[16:49] Dev1: is there a limit on host name length? cuz CMDTSolitaireIsNotBlockedOnThisBoxButWillieDoesntHaveLoginAccess might be fun.
[16:49] ftk: 16 chars max :(

[16:52] Dev2: or CMDTpssssWillieThisBoxHasSolitaireYouShouldLoginAndPlay

There may be a common theme here

you sir seem like a trust worthy person. I come to you in a time ofutter despaire.My name is ubuntu LaBohutlu of the great tribe of Kinsha in Sotyuth Africa! My father the kind has dies but all next of kin are dead. I need your help to reclaim US DOLLAR 56,,000,0000,000,000.98 from SWISS BANK LTD account. please kindly forward me your social security number and bank information. I will share fifty twenty with you!

[14:38] Anonymous: You need 14 surrogate.... why
[14:51] Felix - needs about 14 surrogate mothers, sign up now!: so i can have my novemvigesuplets
[14:51] Felix ...: without having sarah to carry 29 babies to term
[14:52] Felix ...: we will fertilize and then dish out batches of babies to surrogates
[14:52] Anonymous: you are to stupid
[14:52] Anonymous: ROFL
[14:52] Anonymous: I am laughing at my screen
[14:53] Felix ...: :)
[14:53] Felix ...: but if i am a 29 baby daddy i will get a lot of money and a new house and wellfare i wont have to work
[14:53] Felix ...: it will be glorious
[14:54] Anonymous: ROFL
[14:54] Anonymous: STOP IT
[14:55] Felix ...: :-D
[14:55] Felix ...: the plan is guaranteed to work. if this chick can get it with only octuplets, 29 should totally win
[14:56] Anonymous: You right about that

Cause the eyes of the Ranger are upon you
Any wrong you do he's gonna see
When you're in my network look behind you
Cause that's where the Ranger's gonna be

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INCOMPETENCE