Cow. Chicken. Bell.

Cause the eyes of the Ranger are upon you
Any wrong you do he's gonna see
When you're in my network look behind you
Cause that's where the Ranger's gonna be

Biggest pet peeve:
INCOMPETENCE

Dirty dishes sit
Abandoned cups galore...
There is no maid

Brain in a haze
Send was clicked, not cancel.
Tuesday morning blues

probing for water
cactus defends its soil
swiss army rescue

I have to pee now
too lazy to get up yet
a warm surprise

We parted ways with an employee a few months ago. I think now it is save to post this voice mail he left me -- once you hear it you'll know why I held on to it for so long.

Can you guess what the problem was? How would you respond to this?

Link to voice_message_125.wav, 126 KB

Today I received this gem in my mailbox:

From: XXXXXX XXXXXX
Sent: Tuesday, April 22, 2008 4:04 PM
To: FTK
Subject: RE: Scuzzi Ready

Felix, I don't have access to create a use on Scuzzi Sql.

You would think that this might be some database permissions problem, but it turns out the user kept making the same typo in the instance name when trying to connect to the server. Couldn't have guessed from the excellent error description...

Sales people are a special breed indeed.

(10:18:36 am) XXXX - Show Me the Money: dude its freakin cold down here, can we get someone to look at the temp in the conference room?
(10:19:09 am) FTK: It's winter
(10:19:42 am) XXXX - Show Me the Money: oh